Stephen Leacock Quotes

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What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.


We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.


Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.




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